I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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