Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
