O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
