Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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