My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
This beer is not sobering me up at all
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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