If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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