i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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