four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
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This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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