I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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