Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I think my vagina is haunted
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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