Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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