Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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