BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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