I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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