I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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