I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
sarcasm needs its own font
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
