how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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