looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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