This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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