just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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