What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
My ATM looks so different sober.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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