I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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