How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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