I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
