What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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