i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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