if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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