You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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