i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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