Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I could make wine with my vomit
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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