He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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