She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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