I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
