D3 body, D1 cock
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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