i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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