We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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