Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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