I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Let's paint friendship bongs
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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