so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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