i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
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Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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