she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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