dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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