Me. At least after what I've been through.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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