It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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