dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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