Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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