Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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