Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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