The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
