At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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