Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
