it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Randomize
