I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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