Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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