Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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